เพลง FAKE ID (Explicit)

I tried getting past the bouncer but I couldn't get through

He said 'hold it there mate well this isn't you'

'It's not a fake ID it's just not mine'

'Well I'm taking this off you son identity theft that's a crime'

So I'm standing on the street got no one else to meet

I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home

Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision

Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me

He said hand over the money this ain't funny

What's this are you taking the piss

Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this sh*t

Come here b**ch

He said hand over the money this ain't funny

What's this are you taking the piss

Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this sh*t

Come here b**ch

I start to reflect and think my heart does sink

My eyes too swollen to blink I need another drink

But now I can't afford because they just ran away with last week's pay

Today it weren't a good day barking from the dogs

Now I'm thinking I just got robbed

How unfair I don't care it's a rare situation

This nation owes me a bit of compensation

He said hand over the money this ain't funny

What's this are you taking the piss

Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this sh*t

Come here b**ch

He said hand over the money this ain't funny

What's this are you taking the piss

Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this sh*t

Come here b**ch

Living out of JD bags smoking broken fags

Badman slags first time shags tags on the wall

Tryna act cool remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school

Hated GCSES was sh*t at PE

Us against them just you and me

Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack

What's up with that they look a right twat

What up get up on your feet

Put your braces together and your boots on your feet

Give me some of that old booze

He said hand over the money this ain't funny

What's this are you taking the piss

Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this sh*t

Come here b**ch

He said hand over the money this ain't funny

What's this are you taking the piss

Where's your iPhone 6 I ain't stealing this sh*t

Come here b**ch