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children's story - slick rick

(《侠盗猎车手：圣安地列斯》游戏插曲 )

written by：ricky m. l. walters

uncle ricky

could u read us a B*d T**e story please o please

alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book

ya'll tucked in yea

here we go

once upon a time not long ago

when people wore pajamas and lived life slow

when laws were stern and justice stood

and people were behavin' like they ought ta good

there lived a lil' boy who was misled

by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said

me you ty we gonna make sum cash

robbin' old folks and makin' da dash

they did the job money came with ease

but one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease

he robbed another and another and a sista and her

brotha

tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover

the cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic

he said keep still boy no need for static

punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap

but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped

the kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me

the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney

the cop got scared the kid he starts to figure

i'll do years if i pull this trigga

so he cold dashed and ran around the block

cop radioes it to another lady cop

he ran by a tree there he saw this sista

a shot for the head he shot back but he missed her

looked around good and from expectations

so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations

but she was coming and he made a left

he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath

knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry

then he made his move to an abandoned building

ran up the stairs up to the top floor

opened up the door there guess who he saw

dave the d**e fiend shootin' dope

who don't know the meaning of water nor soap

he said i need bullets hurry up run

the d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun

he went outside but there was cops all over

then he dipped into a car a stolen nova

raced up the block doing 83

crashed into a tree near university

escaped alive though the car was battered

rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered

ran out of bullets and still had static

grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic

pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead

he told the cops back off or honey here's dead

deep in his heart he knew he was wrong

so he let the lady go and he starts to run on

sirens sounded he seemed astounded

before long the lil' boy got surrounded

he dropped the gun so went the glory

and this is the way i have to end this story

he was only seventeen in a madman's dream

the cops shot the kid i still hear him scream

this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh

just another case about the wrong path

straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast

good night

oh boy that uncle ricky is really wierd

i don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast

i don't know i think he'll be crackin' it up for us good nite